Tuesday, 21 February 2012

I'm Versatile! My award says so!

Please hold your applause until the end of this post.

I am Versatile. Yes, with a capital V.

Jelena at Ms Jelenas Blog has awarded me with this illustrious award. There was no time for a knighting ceremony I'm afraid (her sword and fur lined cape must be away getting cleaned) but nevertheless, I am now one of the awarded.

I really enjoy reading Jelena's (I feel like I should be calling her Ms Jelena? She gets a Ms because she is a lady. I'm just plain Cindy because I dont act like one)blog because it is wonderfully positive and uplifting.

Pop on over to follow her 52 Weeks of Grateful and get your daily smile. If you leave there scowling, you have no heart. That's ok- I still let people who have no hearts read my blog. I'm not in a position to be fussy.


1. I have all of the swimming abilities of a rock (Not a pumice, I think from primary school I remember they float? Correct me, my intelligent readers.)

2. Haloumi is God's cheese, and to worship I shall eat it in all forms

3. I cannot be trusted around penguins. They are not safe around me, especially when I have a large bag and some fish on my person.

4. One day, I will be in charge of a large classroom of small children. Yes- feel free to be afraid for the next generation.

5. Once as a 10 year old child, I asked my father what an Aphrodisiac was and if I could have one? *cringe* Fuck you, The Whitlams.

6. I moved out of my parents home quite young. I decided to remidy this by returning as an adult (this time with a dog and a household full of belongings).

7. Only minutes ago I warned my mother not to burn herself on the hot oven tray. She replied 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?' as she is painfully deaf. To really push the point of safety, I picked up the oven tray and went to say 'This one, dont touch it!' and of course, burnt myself.

* Drumroll please*

The fifteen people I am awarding as Versatile Blogs are (in no particular order of course)

xokerker at The Ugly Moments
CATox at Where's My Water?
MrsB at The Wifey Chronicles
MissR at My favourite colour is green
Klara at Click your Heels
Ash at Miss Directions
Cazzamatazz at A Sweeter Kind of Vinegar
aelie at the autumn castle
Ling at Pork Chop's Nest
Nat at A Freckle to the Left
Mez at Domestic Divinity
Lisa at Simply Me
Julia at Boredom Abounds
Nadizzle at the lust laboratory
Real Estate Girl at GC Real Estate Girl

1. Add the award to your blog
2. Thank the blogger who gave it to you and post a link to their blog.
3. Mention 7 random things about yourself.
4. List the rules.
5. Give the award to 15 bloggers.
6. Inform each of those 15 bloggers by leaving a comment on their blog .


  1. Hahahahaha, you crack me up :D You can call me Jelena, I give you my permission, blessing or whatever else you wanna call it :P

    I love your random fact #4!!!!


  2. Congrats on your versatility :) And thanks for the award in return! XXX

  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA my random things will never be as hilarious as yours!
    Thanks for the award!

  4. lol i love all your post!! so funny!! thanks for the award missy!!

  5. Thank you lovely :)
    Also, let me know if you want any Japan info at all - my best tip... if you are planning to do Osaka to Tokyo and back with Kyoto in there, make sure you get a JR pass. We didn't have one on our first trip but it was gold on our second. X

  6. Thanks for the award :-) May not repost but will see what happens this week.

    You crack me up btw :-)

  7. hahaha, I literally Laughed Out Loud re: Aphrodisiac

    Sooooooo funny!

  8. LOL at Aphrodisiac! it's ok, I think when I was 12 I asked my mom the same question but about bestiality cuz someone was saying in beauty and the beast it was like bestiality.

  9. Ms Versatile!!! I clearly love your blog, because there's another award waiting for you on my blog. Click here for info :) x

  10. LMAO at number 5 on your 7 facts list!!


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