Sunday, 8 July 2012

You Crazy Little Coconuts

There are upsides to having a blog. I can blab on about things of no real consequence, connect to other blog authors and readers, and spend some good old quality time with my computer on the cold wintery nights Geelong produces so well.

My ABSOLUTELY FAVOURITE thing about having a blog is tracking the way my readers find me. I have been getting a lot of google searches lately resulting in followers, but its the things they are searching for that literally cracks me up.

I bring to you my illustrious list of  Top 3 Google Search Terms to find my Blog so far-

1. PENGUIN ATTACK.

I assume my blog comes up due to this post, but crikey, do people think there are killer penguins just waiting in bushes and wheely bins waiting to unleash their fury?!
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2. SPANKING JAPAN

You want to spank the whole country? Or just hoping to find a resident being spanked? Finding my blog should be a lesson to the person looking for the spanking to be much, much more specific in their searches.

Not quite as office appropriate as the old 'World No 1 Dad' mug.
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3. HAIRY LOVE

Because furries need love too, don't you know. And so do men who are overdue for their back waxing. Speaking of, I saw a man in Daylesford on the weekend at a spa with his shirt removed in the waiting room. (Odd in itself, right?) Anywho, this man was quite blessed in the chest, back and shoulder hair category- to the point I could see the grain of what direction it was growing in, could see it swirl around on his shoulders, and the light shone through it. There was a whole lot of hair going on, which for some reason fascinates me.
I was early for my appointment and am notorious for making inane chatter when nervous, trying to fill awkward silences but in turn making it more awkard by blurting things out inappropriately.
The man caught my eye and I said to him, 'Is this your first time?' thinking that he was getting his back waxed for the first time because it was so, so hairy.
He looked at me with a puzzled look on his face and said- 'No- I get it done every three weeks?'
YIKES.


This wasnt the actual guy. He was even hairier. Lol
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And so, my dear blog friends, looking forward to seeing some more freaky searches coming soon. Oh, the things people google in the privacy of their own home, with the capacity to delete their browsing history.

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11 comments:

  1. You have to watch out for those killer penguins! My favorite search term of late is 'Miss Teensy Big Ass 2012'. I do not even know how this search term relates to my blog....

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  2. lol hairy love. Must be painful waxing the chest...

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    1. Gosh yeah, I'm glad I don't have to do it!

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  3. Hilarious. The last photo scares me... When the dude and I got together he was a fit, waxed muscle bound god. Then he got comfy and he's getting hairier every month. Is that what will become of him? Noooooooo!!!

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    1. Oh dear RuthieB, it appears that a gorilla man is your fate. I say feed him bananas and embrace if!

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  4. HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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  5. Wow, hahahahahhahahahha! Not awkward at all...

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  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you crack me up!!!

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  7. What a great post :) I will have to go and see what the top google searches for my blog are now!

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